6 Things I Wish I’d Known About Endoscopy and Colonoscopy Prep

A fewweeks ago, I had an endoscopy and colonoscopy. While the IV bruise is finally healed, I’m still wishing I’d known more going into the prep stage.

Hydration

The suggestion to chug Gatorade and water is more than a suggestion.

Buy wipes

Yes, butt wipes. I already use them but, if you don’t, get a travel pack. Your butt will thank you.

Skip the broth

Look, chicken broth was on the pre-approved okay-to-drink list. After one glass, I don’t think I’ll be able to have chicken broth again for a long time.

Invest in Jello

Do it. As soon as your procedure is scheduled. Don’t be that person making a last-minute Target run when you’ve not eaten in a day and you’re having chicken broth burps.

Don’t try to catch up on podcasts

You’re going to be incredibly tired after your procedure. Skip the podcasts you love and trade them in for a nap watching Bob’s Burgers. If you’re like me, you’ve seen every episode anyway.

Take a deep breath

Just because you’re having a medical procedure doesn’t make it scary. More often than not, it’s just to rule out big stuff – and it won’t find anything.